So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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