I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Floor bacon is actually really good
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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