I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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