some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
