David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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