Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Randomize
