dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I will pee on everything he values.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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