as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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