she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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