i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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