Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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