you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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