I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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