guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Randomize