Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
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