who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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