I feel great
I just peed on a car
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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