You just made me feel so damn special
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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