He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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