its not stalking. its research.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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