well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I have post one night stand depression
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