How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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