You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I will pee on everything he values.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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