She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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