i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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