I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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