have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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