so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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