Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
