google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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