I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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