Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
He passed out mid-signature
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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