We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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