Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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