Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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