Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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