So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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