There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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