Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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