And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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