I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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