dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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