We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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