Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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