If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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