Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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