How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Enjoy the penises
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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