i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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