I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
You smell like stripper and shame
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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