the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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