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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize