So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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