fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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