it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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