i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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