shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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