they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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